Leto not only stars in the video, he also directed it under the pseudonym Bartholomew Cubbins.
I always get billed as 'Dita, internationally known fetish supermodel I'm really a small town girl from Michigan who has a good laugh that being a fancy-pants stripper got me here!
Besides Teese's dancing, the short film also shows a horde of masked drummers throwing colored powder at each other, as if celebrating the Hindu spring festival Holi.
Olympic gymnast Mc Kayla Maroney also makes an appearance, as does a full-grown lion and a pair of fencers.
Though she originally wanted to be a ballerina, Von Teese states that "By 15 I was as good as I'd ever be".
Since divorcing Marilyn Manson in 2006 and imposing a "no musicians" ban on her love life, the Michigan native has moved to Paris and landed herself a prince!
Well, actually, he's a French count named Louis Marie de Castelbajac but close enough.
She was the girlfriend of Marilyn Manson from February, 2001 until December 3, 2005 when they married, up to their divorce on January 5, 2007.
She is now allegedly dating French aristocrat Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. Her mother was a manicurist and her father was a machinist.